tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197491578009817539.post7824274318285085401..comments2024-03-26T00:50:29.503-07:00Comments on The 3 Toadstools : The God Of The Kobolds (d30 bag of holding contents) shanepatrickwardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09779728578574223142noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197491578009817539.post-17764450515637567772019-12-09T21:50:27.643-08:002019-12-09T21:50:27.643-08:00Oh wow. And it’s like an Oracle! And then they put...Oh wow. And it’s like an Oracle! And then they put everything back?<br /><br />I wonder if the riddles are in a language they can’t read. Otherwise someone would have solved them. <br /><br />I imagine kobolds like men in some ways. They have the same kind of home life people do. But they are about 1 1/2 feet tall, blue and furry, and they have dog faces. Like pugs or bulldogs. They like to wear blue clothes. Overalls, aprons, a pretty dress. <br /><br />And to a kobold everything is an engineering problem. Even if it’s just crossing a grassy meadow, they have to engineer a solution rather than just walking along. <br /><br />This is a compulsion. They are compulsionary miners and excavators. A lot of dungeons were mined out by kobolds because just as men will drink and dance and make love, a kobold is happiest when he’s digging. And when he’s not digging, he’s trapping passages or dressing them in flat stone or carving statues and commissioning mad wizards to enchant various fixtures to give them that real dungeon feel. <br /><br />But when they’re not working they go to tiny cottages with tiny kitchens and bedrooms. They have wives and puppies. They do home improvements. They like to eat bland foods (which to kobolds are the most delicious kind.)<br /><br />You would be blessed to have a kobold family living in a cottage in your garden. The goodwife and puppies will come and help you cook and clean sometimes in exchange for some bread or ale or a thimble of sugar. But if you treat them poorly, they’ll make sure you suffer their little tricks. So be good!Scott Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12067161332003628237noreply@blogger.com