Thursday, May 29, 2014

The Canadian RPG

I had an absolutely hilarious discussion with my wife last evening about RPG's.  I'm not sure how we came around to it, but the Canadian RPG would be a funny thing to do.  Here are a few ideas....

Obviously donuts will work like healing potions

Instead of meeting in a tavern to get a quest, you get one from an old dude waiting in line for coffee at Tim Hortons.

Power word - EH! - use this when casting a spell to do double damage
Hockey Stick - 1d8

Ability Scores (3d6)

Beer Drinking
Cross Checking
Politeness
Zamboni Driving

I'm sure I will come up with a few other silly things as the day goes on.