Letters from Izaheem-Ythk The Terror - Part 3

Great success! well sort of.  There is kind of a moral to this story, and I'm hoping you catch it.  But I digress I'm getting ahead of myself.  It's been about 6 weeks now that I've had Patricia the prudish puffed up pedantic princess as my guest, and as you can tell she's been more than irritating, in fact she's been down right well prudish puffed up and pedantic to say the least!  The reason I'm unsure as to wether its been 6 weeks or longer is that I decided to have a bit of a nap, when I woke up she was still there, and she didn't look that much older (but with humans who can tell really?).  Anyways, I finally found an old "psychology text", it was written in dwarfen so it took me a bit to grasp the gist of it, nevertheless I managed to get thru it.  Now I needed a test subject, who will do?  GRIGLOG! 

Yesss master? 

Griglog why are you here? I asked. 

To please the master

But why are you here? 

To please the master

Right, right I got that.  Okay different line of questioning. 

different line of questioning master? 

Never-mind, okay what makes you happy? 

To please the master

Crap....

Sorry master 

Thanks Griglog you've been a good help. 

Yesss master

Alright, so that was basically futile.  However I did manage have a bit of a break thru in my head about how I'm going to go about convincing Patricia the prudish puffed up pedantic princess to leave.  Specifically I'm going to talk her into some self respect, and most importantly that she does not need to hold a value on herself by who exactly love her.  That is to say, she needs to respect herself, not the company that she keeps. 

This should be interesting.